- The best way to get even is to forget.
- Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
- God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
- Some folks wear their halos much too tight.
- Some marriages are made in heaven...
but they ALL have to be maintained on earth.
- Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days...
then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!
- Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up.
- Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous...
You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
- Words are windows to the heart.
- A skeptic is a person who...
when he sees the handwriting on the wall claims it's a forgery.
- It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill; just add a little dirt.
- A successful marriage isn't finding the right person ...
It's BEING the right person.
- The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
- Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.
- The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
- To forgive is to set the prisoner free...
and then discover the prisoner was you.
- You have to wonder about humans...
they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
- It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again...
Just be sure to flush when you are done.
- You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out it's neck.
- If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence...
you can bet the water bill is higher.
Author Unknown --- Submitted by Patricia Love --- California Stories From November 2002